Every time this commercial airs, I want to kick in my television.

Chase Ad

It’s driving me absolutely crazy. This is a perfect example of what’s wrong with America, or better put, how corporate America brainwashes our population. Instead of me describing the spot, take a look at the storyboard and the spot itself.

How blatant is this messaging? The guy uses a university branded card to help him get through college, a business card for his first job, an Amazon card "scores" his girlfriend and bridges him over to his wife on a honeymoon with a Continental card. As he places his wife on the bed, she turns into their baby and a Disney card slips into his wallet. The spot ends with him fishing with the grandkids, as an AARP card falls into place.

On top of it all, that guy from Five for Fighting drops a ridiculously pathetic verse to coat Americana over the presentation:

I’m twenty-two for a moment
And she feels better than ever
And we’re on fire
Making our way back from Mars
I’m thirty-three for a moment
I’m still the man, but you see I’m a they
A kid on the way
A family on my mind
Half time goes by
Suddenly you’re wise
Another blink of an eye
Sixty-seven is gone
The sun is getting high
We’re moving on…

So, why do you think this country is so deep in debt, with the average citizen carrying $26,000 on their shoulders. Why do you think the West is perceived as materialistic and a bastion against anything indigenous?

Big corporations, banks and government have been running this game for years, and it doesn’t stop at our borders. As the stakes are raised internationally, credit cards and advertising are replaced by economic hitmen, driving up costs for foreign governments to modernize infrastructure in our never ending search for natural resources and empire building. We know that, say, a Venezuela can’t pay us (oops, I mean the World Bank) back, so once we (oops, I mean global contractors like Haliburton) entrench them in debt, we trade debt relief for a gun to the political forehead of each country. It’s simply corporate growth at any cost:

  • The American citizen’s natural resources = hard earned money; once stolen, it adds to corporate and banking wealth, while reducing our ability to choose our own
    "productive" paths to fit our personal needs
  • Foreign natural resources = sovereign earth resources; once stolen, it adds to
    corporate and bank wealth, reducing sovereign independence by erasing debt as a political chess piece

Did you see the Bush/Blair African debt reduction press conference the other day?

It’s all such a shell game.


5 Responses to “I Want My MTV!… Credit Card?”  

  1. 1 texastentialist

    Shut your pie-hole and buy something, commie! If you’re not feeding the beast you don’t exist.

    “There’s the TV. It’s all right there. Commercials. We are not productive anymore, they don’t need us to make things anymore, it’s all automated. What are we for then? We’re consumers. Okay, buy a lot of stuff, you’re a good citizen. But if you don’t buy a lot of stuff, you know what? You’re mentally ill! That’s a fact! If you don’t buy things…toilet paper, new cars, computerized blenders, electrically operated sexual devices… SCREWDRIVERS WITH MINIATURE BUILT-IN RADAR DEVICES, STEREO SYSTEMS WITH BRAIN IMPLANTED HEADPHONES, VOICE- ACTIVATED COMPUTERS, AND…”

    - Jeffrey Goines - 12 Monkeys

  2. 2 spcoon

    Terry Gilliam is brilliant.

  3. 3 Christy

    I think I am the only person over 30, (31) to NOT have a credit card, nor does my man.

    I pay two bills a month besides auto and houshold expenses. Im so grateful I never fell into that trap.

  4. 4 Andre S C

    Money may or may not be the root of all evil, advertising though, is the undisputed manifestation of all evil :-)

  5. 5 spcoon

    advertising is organized scheming to get money through psychological warfare, teasing and tempting of the mind and soul. the only time it’s not evil is when it’s being used to promote a greater good.