quick thought... June 7th, 2006 - 2:41PM

Jonathan Zimmerman: …And just last week, in an unprecedented move, the president’s brother approved a law barring revisionist history in Florida public schools. “The history of the United States shall be taught as genuine history and shall not follow the revisionist or postmodernist viewpoints of relative truth,” declares Florida’s Education Omnibus Bill, signed by Gov. Jeb Bush. “American history shall be viewed as factual, not as constructed.”…


5 Responses to “don’t worry, “factual” history is going to do your family justice…”  

  1. 1 Lex

    To paraphrase Count Inigo Montoya, he keeps using that word, but I do not think it means what he thinks it means.

  2. 2 Bruce Burch

    I remember a line my father told me once… History is written by the victors.

    As someone who relishes the historical context of things and likes to relate the present to the past, I cannot help but cringe to hear the Bugger-In-Chief’s brother talk about revisionist history.

    Those Bush boys would probably write slavery out of the history books, or perhaps the indian massacres.

    Either way, history is meant to be factual- though in practice hardly ever is.

  3. 3 Sean Coon

    the writing of history is a factual exercise, but it’s also an editorial undertaking, so facts are always left out. that’s a pretty simple concept to understand, but people in power — like the shrubs — want none of that.

    they want an official history to document their primary narrative.

    well, earth to control freaks, the web has become your worst nightmare. pass all the bills you want because kids in 2030 are going to be using a 3rd generation google on their cell phone, while interacting with their congresspeople via their public-mandate blogs, to research a book report on your lame, historic asses… and “history” will be oh so complete.

  4. 4 Roch101

    “public-mandate blogs”

    Not ’till 2030? I hope I can still see by then.

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