August 20th, 2006

Missing New York City…


(originally uploaded by SqueakyMarmot)

Overheard in New York
NewsFlash: Eccentric Dean of Electoral College Invokes Little-Known Constitutional Provision

Hobo: Attention, attention! I’m playing this saxophone to raise money for my spaceship!

Plays a horrible rendition of “Pop Goes the Weasel.”

Hobo: I’m going into space, and I’m taking George Bush with me!

Fellow passengers cheer.

–1 train