March 1st, 2007

My Hands Are Bananas

UPDATE: Okay, I’m getting a ton of search hits looking for the lyrics to this… song? So here it is. Don’t say I don’t love you:

Allo
Hello
Allo
You people all have hands
They are all normal hands
Five fingers
Und some hair
But mine are very bare
Do you know why?
Do you know why?
I’ll tell you why
I’ll tell you why

My hands are bananas
Your hands are bananas
My hands are bananas
Your hands are bananas

(Girls)
Frau Spots
Un Frau Stripes
Frau Spots
Un Frau Stripes
Frau Spots
Un Frau Stripes
Frau Spots
Un Frau Stripes and also Frau Spots

Ooooohhh
Ooooohhh
Ooooohhh

John has never had chili
No, no, never had chili
John has never had chili
Ever in his life

He doesn’t like chili

Doppelgänger
Doppelgänger
Doppel, doppel, doppelgänger

Keep the monkeys away from my hands
Keep the monkeys away from my hands
Keep the monkeys away from my hands
Keep the monkeys away from my hands
Keep the monkeys away from my hands
Keep the monkeys away from my hands

We are ze monkeys
We are ze monkeys
We are ze monkeys
We are ze monkeys

Eins, zwei, drei, vier, fünf, sechs, sieben, acht

Now clap like this!
(clapping)
No, clap like this!
(clapping)

Beware ze Milky Pirate
Beware ze Milky Pirate
Beware ze Milky Pirate
Beware ze Milky Pirate
Beware ze Milky Pirate (buffalo)
Beware ze Milky Pirate (buffalo)

Circley square
Squarely circle
Circley square
Squarely circle

Do you want the banana?
(Girl) Uh-huh
Do you want the banana?
(Girl) Uh-huh

Okay


33 Responses to “My Hands Are Bananas”  

  1. 1 Jay Ovittore

    Crazy Europeans Gone Wild!

  2. 2 sean coon

    i would’ve went nuts with youtube when i was 16… man…

  3. 3 Kate

    Isn’t this video brilliant?

  4. 4 Laura

    i love this song. my fav part is keep the monkeys away from my hands. lol. this video is awesomly gay.

  5. 5 calkal

    Wat r they saying in this video some1 give me lyrics!

  6. 6 calkal

    LYRICS PLEASE I NEED THEM REALLY BAD!!

  7. 7 sean coon

    listen closely, calkal. that’s what i would need to do…

  8. 8 daphne

    They aren’t european completely produced in Helena Montana!

  9. 9 sierra

    i am the my hands are bananas no1 fan
    i am in love with it!

  10. 10 Thomas Pickly

    THIS IS THE BEST VIDEO I HAVE EVER SEEN IN WHOLE LIFE OF AWSOMNESS!
    KEEP THE MONKEYS AWAY FROM MY HANDS!
    THE MILKY PIRATE!

  11. 11 Melissa

    okay, this is the best video ever.. i love it.. and so do my friends! i just have one qeustion.. can anyone find the lyrics.. if there are any.. and send them to me:
    melssan13@hotmail.com

    thanks much!
    Melissa

  12. 12 Melissa

    thank you very much! if fact.. i just called my best friend and told her to come here.. thanks very much again! have an awesome day! bye now!

  13. 13 sean coon

    np, melissa. enjoy.

  14. 14 Sean

    SO GAY BUT SO FUNNY!!!!!

  15. 15 Aryn

    WOW this is FUNNY! i got everyone at school into this.

  16. 16 Anais

    I love this video.. but the guys are from america, not from europe…;)

  17. 17 Peter

    yeah its pretty clear they aren’t German, one guy has a hat that says “Germany” on it, but real Germans don’t call Germany, Germany, they call it Deutschland

  18. 18 Adam

    dude this video was the BOMB Kaboom

  19. 19 Amanda

    This is so funny, i had my aunt, and my neighbors watch it they laughed there heads off!!!! But is the guy really from europe??
    But i dont get some of the words they said!!!!

    BUT ALL IN ALL IT WAS ONE OF THE FUNNIEST VIDEOS I EVER SAW!!

  20. 20 Mang

    It is Frau Spots and Frau Strips!!!
    i feel better now that i have corrected this

  21. 21 sean coon

    thanks, mang. i don’t know what i would’ve done if i hadn’t corrected my error… ! ;-)

  22. 22 Mang26

    no problem seanny
    i can sleep tonight knowing that others will now be singing the correct lyrics to my hands are bananas.

  23. 23 berty

    Oh manny, yet again you have saved the day! I want a banana.

  24. 24 Mang26

    hi i need to now correct my correction
    it is frau stripes NOT frau strips
    sry about that apparently i cant spell

  25. 25 shmexy

    I ABSOLUTELY ADORE THIS!!! Its going to be the spawn of many inside jokes w/ my friends. Thank you sooo much for the lyrics!

  26. 26 derketchup

    Pretty obvious they’re not German… German milk doesn’t look like American milk….

  27. 27 lexi

    isn’t it;
    ‘chance has never had chili’
    not john?

    just wondering.

  28. 28 Gabe

    great vid but can someone please translate Doppelgänger

  29. 29 sean coon

    how’s this article for an explanation?

  30. 30 Ryan Mcsweeny

    Wow I Realy Love This Vid. Its Freckin AMAZIN Blud. Love To My Pimps & Hoes

    YEAA

  31. 31 michaela

    wow….des isch volle genial man…..=) so a geiles video hon i in minam leaba no ne gseana….=)

  32. 32 jake

    this song is the funniest song eva john has never tried chili

  33. 33 Meggi44

    Yea, lexi, i am with you, i just watched it and i am sure it is chance and not john.