My Hands Are Bananas
UPDATE: Okay, I’m getting a ton of search hits looking for the lyrics to this… song? So here it is. Don’t say I don’t love you:
Allo
Hello
Allo
You people all have hands
They are all normal hands
Five fingers
Und some hair
But mine are very bare
Do you know why?
Do you know why?
I’ll tell you why
I’ll tell you why
My hands are bananas
Your hands are bananas
My hands are bananas
Your hands are bananas
(Girls)
Frau Spots
Un Frau Stripes
Frau Spots
Un Frau Stripes
Frau Spots
Un Frau Stripes
Frau Spots
Un Frau Stripes and also Frau Spots
Ooooohhh
Ooooohhh
Ooooohhh
John has never had chili
No, no, never had chili
John has never had chili
Ever in his life
He doesn’t like chili
Doppelgänger
Doppelgänger
Doppel, doppel, doppelgänger
Keep the monkeys away from my hands
Keep the monkeys away from my hands
Keep the monkeys away from my hands
Keep the monkeys away from my hands
Keep the monkeys away from my hands
Keep the monkeys away from my hands
We are ze monkeys
We are ze monkeys
We are ze monkeys
We are ze monkeys
Eins, zwei, drei, vier, fünf, sechs, sieben, acht
Now clap like this!
(clapping)
No, clap like this!
(clapping)
Beware ze Milky Pirate
Beware ze Milky Pirate
Beware ze Milky Pirate
Beware ze Milky Pirate
Beware ze Milky Pirate (buffalo)
Beware ze Milky Pirate (buffalo)
Circley square
Squarely circle
Circley square
Squarely circle
Do you want the banana?
(Girl) Uh-huh
Do you want the banana?
(Girl) Uh-huh
Okay
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Crazy Europeans Gone Wild!
i would’ve went nuts with youtube when i was 16… man…
Isn’t this video brilliant?
i love this song. my fav part is keep the monkeys away from my hands. lol. this video is awesomly gay.
Wat r they saying in this video some1 give me lyrics!
LYRICS PLEASE I NEED THEM REALLY BAD!!
listen closely, calkal. that’s what i would need to do…
They aren’t european completely produced in Helena Montana!
i am the my hands are bananas no1 fan
i am in love with it!
THIS IS THE BEST VIDEO I HAVE EVER SEEN IN WHOLE LIFE OF AWSOMNESS!
KEEP THE MONKEYS AWAY FROM MY HANDS!
THE MILKY PIRATE!
okay, this is the best video ever.. i love it.. and so do my friends! i just have one qeustion.. can anyone find the lyrics.. if there are any.. and send them to me:
melssan13@hotmail.com
thanks much!
Melissa
thank you very much! if fact.. i just called my best friend and told her to come here.. thanks very much again! have an awesome day! bye now!
np, melissa. enjoy.
SO GAY BUT SO FUNNY!!!!!
WOW this is FUNNY! i got everyone at school into this.
I love this video.. but the guys are from america, not from europe…;)
yeah its pretty clear they aren’t German, one guy has a hat that says “Germany” on it, but real Germans don’t call Germany, Germany, they call it Deutschland
dude this video was the BOMB Kaboom
This is so funny, i had my aunt, and my neighbors watch it they laughed there heads off!!!! But is the guy really from europe??
But i dont get some of the words they said!!!!
BUT ALL IN ALL IT WAS ONE OF THE FUNNIEST VIDEOS I EVER SAW!!
It is Frau Spots and Frau Strips!!!
i feel better now that i have corrected this
thanks, mang. i don’t know what i would’ve done if i hadn’t corrected my error… ! ;-)
no problem seanny
i can sleep tonight knowing that others will now be singing the correct lyrics to my hands are bananas.
Oh manny, yet again you have saved the day! I want a banana.
hi i need to now correct my correction
it is frau stripes NOT frau strips
sry about that apparently i cant spell
I ABSOLUTELY ADORE THIS!!! Its going to be the spawn of many inside jokes w/ my friends. Thank you sooo much for the lyrics!
Pretty obvious they’re not German… German milk doesn’t look like American milk….
isn’t it;
‘chance has never had chili’
not john?
just wondering.
great vid but can someone please translate Doppelgänger
how’s this article for an explanation?
Wow I Realy Love This Vid. Its Freckin AMAZIN Blud. Love To My Pimps & Hoes
YEAA
wow….des isch volle genial man…..=) so a geiles video hon i in minam leaba no ne gseana….=)
this song is the funniest song eva john has never tried chili
Yea, lexi, i am with you, i just watched it and i am sure it is chance and not john.