Funny Invisible Hand Retort (Not By Dennis Miller)
Courtney forwarded this email to me the other day. I thought it was great, so, with permission of the original author:
0 CommentsFrom: Andrew Kling
Date: September 1, 2006 12:31:51 PM EDT
To: mailingList
Subject: Adam Smith Does Not Make Good MaterialSo today in the campaign office we were discussing the stem cell initiative, specifically that the Chamber of Commerce had started running ads in favor because it would be good for business. That’s a horrible, horrible reason, but whatever.
Then my colleague recalled a bill that was looking like it was going to pass despite our side’s best efforts - allowing pharmacists to refuse to fill prescriptions. Not just EC or birth control, any prescriptions. “Want AIDS meds? Serves you right for being gay” kind of stuff.
All of a sudden, the bill disappeared. Gone. It looked inevitable, but in one quiet instant it simply vanished. Who shut it down? Chamber of Commerce. Why? Not because of the ethics, but because such a bill would be “bad for business”.
I responded,
“Wow. Pimp-slapped by the invisible hand.”
Oh come on, rest of the office - that’s comedic gold.
Hope you are having a wonderful day, or at least one with a better audience. ;)
-a
Andrew Kling
Rebecca McClanahan for State Representative
quick thought... April 17th, 2006 - 1:53AM
Let’s say your pregnant mother was given a false-positive AIDS test result, hurried onto a research trial to compare the “treatment-limiting toxicitiesâ€? of two anti-HIV drug regimens and then died from the toxicology of the administered drugs. Oh yeah, you’re 13 with no father in the picture. No, this isn’t a hypothetical scenario.
America: My Mental Model

I’m An American
At one time in my life, I would even say that I was blindly proud and patriotic.
I grew up watching The Lone Ranger and John Wayne movies on WOR re-runs on Saturday afternoons. My neighborhood was full of sprawling lawns and happy families. The American dream, right?
Well, eventually I grew up, realizing that things aren’t always what they seem to be.
Over the years, I’ve become exposed to a cross-section of people with varied backgrounds, perspectives and experiences. These breadcrumbs of my travels — mixed in with my own experiences — have made me realize the truth of what being a citizen of this most powerful nation entails:
The benefits of our common goodness, as well as the baggage of our wrongful intent, is what we must continue to evolve towards enlightenment, otherwise, such power can go unchecked.
Historically, American’s dedication to the creation of democratic institutions, producing innovative life-altering government and laws, as well as products, services, medicines, the internet; all have been inspirations to other nations on the face of this planet.
Unfortunately, the DNA of our mafia-style history of murder, slavery and unchecked capitalism has seeped into most of these democratic institutions, whether it be through industrial lobbyists, foreign policy or corporate conglomerates and deregulation.
9/11 changed a lot for me.
I was living in Park Slope, Brooklyn on September 11, 2001. After the attack, my outwardly-facing patriotism far exceeded my formative peek. I shopped for hours, in sold-out stores, looking for a flag to place in my father’s car window. I mean, those were my neighbors, my countrymen that perished in a blink of an eye or worse, over hours leading up to a leap out of a 85th storey window.
But during the months leading up to the Iraq Occupation, my perspective of this nation — more specifically, this administration — went straight into the shitter. My belief in our government and our constitutional processes came to a screeching halt.
I pulled a 180.

The Flip
There’s a reason my blog has its current palette and why I refuse to buy any more blue or red clothes. It’s that sickly, deep with me. Our country hasn’t been a democracy since the end of WWII. Our leaders are heading into the 50th year of a post-WWII plan to create a New World Order.
- Why do you think the Third World can’t evolve out of its poverty ridden, corrupt, AIDS infested, pushover status?
- Why do you think we continue to run rough-shot in Latin America?
- Why do you think we invaded Vietnam?
- Why do you think we’re in Iraq?
A Conversation From “Network”
Arthur Jensen: [to Howard] They say I can sell anything; I’d like to try to sell something to you.
Arthur Jensen: It is the international system of currency which determines the vitality of life on this planet. THAT is the natural order of things today. THAT is the atomic and subatomic and galactic structure of things today. And YOU have meddled with the primal forces of nature. And YOU WILL ATONE. Am I getting through to you, Mr. Beale? You get up on your little 21-inch screen and howl about America, and democracy. There is no America; there is no democracy. There is only IBM, and ITT, and AT&T, and DuPont, Dow, Union Carbide, and Exxon. Those are the nations of the world today.
Arthur Jensen: You have meddled with the primal forces of nature, Mr. Beale, and I won’t have it. Is that clear? You think you’ve merely stopped a business deal? That is not the case. The Arabs have taken billions of dollars out of this country, and now they must put it back. It is ebb and flow, tidal gravity. It is ecological balance. You are an old man who thinks in terms of nations and peoples. There are no nations; there are no peoples. There are no Russians. There are no Arabs. There are no third worlds. There is no West. There is only one holistic system of systems; one vast, interwoven, interacting, multivaried, multinational dominion of dollars.
Arthur Jensen: The world is a business, Mr. Beale; it has been since man crawled out of the slime. Our children will live, Mr. Beale, to see that perfect world in which there’s no war or famine, oppression or brutality - one vast and ecumenical holding company, for whom all men will work to serve a common profit, in which all men will hold a share of stock - all necessities provided, all anxieties tranquilized, all boredom amused. And I have chosen you, Mr. Beale, to preach this evangelic.
Howard Beale: Why me?
Arthur Jensen: Because you’re on television, dummy. Sixty million people watch you every night of the week, Monday through Friday.
Howard Beale: I have seen the face of God.
Arthur Jensen: You just might be right, Mr. Beale.
Any of that sound familiar? Up until the past few weeks, I had my doubts that we’d *ever* regain the potential of our great Republic… And then Patrick Fitzgerald finally spoke… And then the Democrats grew a pair. Something happened to me…
I became somewhat optimistic again.
This is my current mental model regarding the state of our nation. We’re pragmatically moving in the right direction.
- The blogosphere is holding corruption accountable
- The mainstream media is beginning to do their jobs
- Discourse is rampant
- Indictments are being served
- Technologists are decentralizing media more and more with each passing day
We’re slowly moving towards democracy, slowly moving towards our common Republic… but we still need to take it up a notch.
- We need to remove ourselves from Iraq
- We need to start developing progressive solutions to our issues of poverty, education, health care and foreign policy
- We need to create alternate forms of fuel
- We need to feel comfortable in that uneasy role of rapid change and evolution
- We need to hold the hands of corporate America in order to break down the old business models of the 20th century, and help instill collaborative, open business models that leverage the best aspects of capitalism, the best aspects of innovation, the best aspects of humanity
- We need to become global citizens
We need to be we, indivisible to the utmost degree.
I’m really trying to walk this walk… hard. Are you?
Until we’re all there, I’ll continue rooting for the Jets and the Suns, eating Pumpkin Pie and Broccoli and washing it down with an OJ and Lime juice smoothie. Why you ask?
Because I’m an American.
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