connecting*the*dots

Stephen Colbert delivered his show the other night at the White House Correspondent Dinner. Being that he has already captured the admiration and imagination of the 18 - 34 demographic, I think it’s safe to say that with this speech, Colbert is giving Pappa Bear O’Reilly a run for his money in the numbed, geriatric demographic.

My favorite moment:

Most of all, I believe in this president. Now I know there are some polls out there saying that this man has a 32% approval rating, but guys like us, we don’t pay attention to the polls. We know that polls are just a collection of statistics that reflect what people are thinking in “reality.”

And reality has a well known liberal bias.

So Mr. President, please, please, pay no attention to the people that say that the glass is half-full.

32% means the glass… heh… (looking directly at the president) it’s important to set up your jokes properly, sir. Sir, pay no attention to the people that say that the glass is half-empty.

Because, 32% means it’s two-thirds empty… There’s still some liquid in that glass is my point… But I wouldn’t drink it… The last third is usually backwash, okay…

Unbelievably unflappable.

UPDATE: The mainstream media isn’t covering this event at all. Chris Durang:

…Stephen Colbert was the star attraction at the White House Correspondents Dinner Saturday night, and his performance was thrilling or insulting or uncomfortable, depending on your point of view. Apparently, according to Editor and Publisher.com, President and Mrs. Bush looked very uncomfortable, and quickly left right afterward.

But the mainstream media is apparently ignoring this part of the evening, and instead is covering the early entertainment where Bush and a look-alike imitator do a “he says this, he’s really thinking this” routine. Moderately amusing, but very mild.

This, by the way, is the same Washington event where Bush previously charmed many (and horrified others) by pretending to have trouble finding Weapons of Mass Destruction (after we’d started to realize they weren’t in Iraq), and wandered the room looking under tables. Really cute, huh? They should send videos of that to the families of soldiers killed…