I Want My MTV!… Credit Card?
Every time this commercial airs, I want to kick in my television.

It’s driving me absolutely crazy. This is a perfect example of what’s wrong with America, or better put, how corporate America brainwashes our population. Instead of me describing the spot, take a look at the storyboard and the spot itself.
How blatant is this messaging? The guy uses a university branded card to help him get through college, a business card for his first job, an Amazon card "scores" his girlfriend and bridges him over to his wife on a honeymoon with a Continental card. As he places his wife on the bed, she turns into their baby and a Disney card slips into his wallet. The spot ends with him fishing with the grandkids, as an AARP card falls into place.
On top of it all, that guy from Five for Fighting drops a ridiculously pathetic verse to coat Americana over the presentation:
I’m twenty-two for a moment
And she feels better than ever
And we’re on fire
Making our way back from Mars
I’m thirty-three for a moment
I’m still the man, but you see I’m a they
A kid on the way
A family on my mind
Half time goes by
Suddenly you’re wise
Another blink of an eye
Sixty-seven is gone
The sun is getting high
We’re moving on…
So, why do you think this country is so deep in debt, with the average citizen carrying $26,000 on their shoulders. Why do you think the West is perceived as materialistic and a bastion against anything indigenous?
Big corporations, banks and government have been running this game for years, and it doesn’t stop at our borders. As the stakes are raised internationally, credit cards and advertising are replaced by economic hitmen, driving up costs for foreign governments to modernize infrastructure in our never ending search for natural resources and empire building. We know that, say, a Venezuela can’t pay us (oops, I mean the World Bank) back, so once we (oops, I mean global contractors like Haliburton) entrench them in debt, we trade debt relief for a gun to the political forehead of each country. It’s simply corporate growth at any cost:
- The American citizen’s natural resources = hard earned money; once stolen, it adds to corporate and banking wealth, while reducing our ability to choose our own
"productive" paths to fit our personal needs - Foreign natural resources = sovereign earth resources; once stolen, it adds to
corporate and bank wealth, reducing sovereign independence by erasing debt as a political chess piece
Did you see the Bush/Blair African debt reduction press conference the other day?
It’s all such a shell game.
5 Commentssponsored by…
the world has changed.
no shit, glad you’ve woken up.
we don’t all drink from the same fountain
or even from the same cup
but if the music’s right
and the air is clear
why confuse the good times
with political matters
we fear
nothing.
at all…
because "no fear" is a fucking brand
manufactured for morons
living in a testosterone dreamland
yeah, we’re all now awake
we now have an enemy to curse and blame
but do we really understand why
"they" burn our flag and name?
no.
but who cares?
we’ll bomb ‘em till they quit.
yeah that’s a solid tactic
a top five rotation hit
now all the brands are buzzing
pulling at our patriotic strings
the marketing is subtle
yet sick and deafening
"united" is just that
ready to serve you across the land
and since they’re so "united"
they want us to go lend a helping hand
because, you see, they’re "with us"
and not just a part of our verbal psyche
but what if their name was continental?
or fuddruckers?
or nike?
brand opportunity
awareness at an all time high
higher than they used to go
when consumers weren’t afraid to fly
so come on out and support ‘em
get the business back on track
while you’re at it buy a rolex
shit, get a new cadillac
because money is all that matters
to a society built on exploitation
i wonder what "those people" would say
if we opened up actual lines of communication?
yeah right…
too late…
it’s all about annihilation.
Search
No Tweets RSS feedLatest Posts
- grateful for the silence while…
- getting back to the basics: me…
- can’t sleep. in a bad way…
- singing words of wisdom… let…
- i finally understand the conce…
- thinking about painting my bed…
- getting to know the morning ci…
- getting to know the morning ci…
- what a ride this week has been…
- 37 years is what it took for m…
What I Write About (see all)
- 9 11 accountability activism Adam Smith Problem advertising America antiwar artsy fartsy blogging business capitalism change citizen media community Congress corporation corruption creativity disturbing experience design film funny George Bush government graffiti Greensboro Hip hop humanity information architecture innovation inspiration internet Iraq War journalism lyrics media music New World Order New York City North Carolina personal philosophy photography poetry politics reality Republican Party terrorism video World 2.0
Monthly Archives
- November 2008
- October 2008
- September 2008
- August 2008
- July 2008
- June 2008
- May 2008
- April 2008
- March 2008
- February 2008
- January 2008
- December 2007
- November 2007
- September 2007
- June 2007
- May 2007
- April 2007
- March 2007
- February 2007
- January 2007
- December 2006
- November 2006
- October 2006
- September 2006
- August 2006
- July 2006
- June 2006
- May 2006
- April 2006
- March 2006
- February 2006
- January 2006
- December 2005
- November 2005
- October 2005
- September 2005
- August 2005
- July 2005
- June 2005
- May 2005
- April 2005
- March 2005
- January 2005
- December 2004
- November 2004
- October 2004
- May 2004
- March 2004
- February 2004
- September 2003
- August 2003
- July 2003
- June 2003
- May 2003
- April 2003
- March 2003
- February 2003
- January 2003
- December 2002
- November 2002
- October 2002
- September 2002
- August 2002
- July 2002
- June 2002
- May 2002
- April 2002
- March 2002
- February 2002
- November 2001
- October 2001
- May 1999
- March 1999
- January 1999
- December 1998